OKAY

HOW DID I GET MORE FOLLOWERS SINCE I STOPPED POSTING?

I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU ACTUALLY SEE THE CONTENT OF MY BLOG BEFORE CLICKING THAT LITTLE PLUS SIGN.

THERE ARE TOO MANY OF YOU FOR ME TO GO AND ADDRESS INDIVIDUALLY SO, HERE’S A COLLECTIVE HI!

AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE TALKING TO ME YOU CAN GO AHEAD.

I WON’T BITE AS LONG AS YOU DON’T UNFATHOMABLY OFFEND ME.

I’M SURE YOU CAN MANAGE NOT TO DO THAT.

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2econdp2iioniic:

DUDE, OK BUT IMAGINE FOR A SECOND

OK, so SBURB was a game, and like all games, there would be at least SOME programming bugs, right?

OK, now imagine someone (let’s say John) runs at an Imp, but hits a rock at a VERY certain angle, and the physics bug out, launching him 50 feet to the left. Another instance? John tries to climb up a ledge, but hits a buggy graphics layer and clips through the terrain.

NOW IMAGINE A SESSION WHERE THEY’VE BEEN IN THERE SO LONG THEY START SURVIVING BY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THESE GLITCHES

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#ooc #nice 

THEY WANTED TO INTRODUCE ME TO JESUS AND ASKED ME TO TAKE OFF MY COSTUME.

I TOLD THEM I WAS OFFENDED.

HOW CAN I PROPERLY WORSHIP THE DEVIL IF I DON’T REMAIN IN MY CEREMONIAL ATTIRE FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH OF OCTOBER???

THIS IS AMERICA AND IN AMERICA WE HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION.

AND THEN I TOLD THEM THEY COULD EITHER GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR GET A VIP INVITATION TO THE END OF THE MONTH SERVICE.

LOUD YAWNING.

ANSWERING THE DOOR TO CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES AND SEEING THEM BALK AT MY APPEARANCE IS ONLY SOMETIMES FUNNY.

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boy: wanna see my D?
me: no unless D stands for dog
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thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

(Source: princepatroclus)

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#long post 

morticiaprincess:

me being touched by people who aren’t my friends 

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(Source: sideponytailanimewife)

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#ME 
humblecats:

Hello, canine help you?
high resolution →
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