hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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poppypicklesticks:

rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

An hour in this ballpit counts as 10,000 years in Dashcon’s 
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littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.
high resolution →
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#food // 
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the unfollow function is freeto shitty anons who font like the content of my blog or my friends blogs! don’t tell me to shut up on my own blog while spouting your nonsense! be gone!

(Source: 7ae)

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when i'm attracted to a guy character: you stupid nerd i love u i wanna kiss
when i'm attracted to a girl character: oh my god you beautiful queen you are untouchable pls step on me
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